Rest in Pizza-Pizza

I guess this game will do until Nintendo decides to make another Advance Wars.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

I’ll believe it only when Woj tweets it.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

I imagine the relationship between Gronk and Belichick is similar to that of Forrest Gump and Bear Bryant.

Bernie would’ve won.

Me and Adrian Peterson would have been dynamic.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

Deng knows a lot about suffering. He played under Vinny Del Negro.

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

Hey man, Houston’s not THAT much of a shithole...

I love Dan and hope he enjoys his week off.

With the hat, the glasses, and the beard, Der Commissar Murphy does resemble GRRM.

Dirk Nowitzki said he tried to vote but they didn’t let him, then some short people WERE allowed to vote. Sad!

He’s just really not a take charge kind of guy.

Weird, he looked skinny already, can’t understand why a pitcher like that would need Colón surgery.

Looks like the Yankees weren’t the only ones who bought their rings.