Ahhhh, a love triangle.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.

“We shoulda had more time.”

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

you can’t show that on television !!!

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Coincidentally, starting in 2017, the President’s Weekly Radio Address will be known as “Toucher and Rich.”

“Super Extreme DUI”should only be invoked when Red Bull or Four Loko is involved.

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

There’s only one thing to be done: trade him to the Pelicans for 9 conditional 2nd round picks in the years 2049-2057 with the condition that he change his name to N’Awlins.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

But New York isn’t Real America, and 9/11 was an attack on All Of Us.

Did you read the article, or the headline? The piece is basically trying to refute that point.

Yes, he absolutely should be enshrined, but at the same time, it is so fucking funny that he isn’t. Knowing he’s on twitter searching for “Curt Schilling HOF” getting angry at people who say they wouldn’t vote for him. It’s the little things that make me happy.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

If destroyed, the bridge also floats so that it can be pushed away to prevent the Navy ships from being trapped in.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...