Looks like I just found my next D&D campaign, with a handy-dandy map!

I’m playing jointly with my girlfriend. She’s a diehard FF fan, and is way more forgiving of the games than I am. I can’t stand it, it’s so boring for most of the time, but I can’t do anything about it because I convinced her to play jointly.

To Bobby and all the ladies in the comments: Thanks for making my day. All the weird looks I got from coworkers as I was gasping for air from laughing were totally worth it.