I've yet to see one for making unoriginal and bad comments on Deadspin, but one can only keep so calm.

Why would they pay someone to do that when you just did it for free?

Real original, you penis.

"I'm calling bullshit on this one."

You have enlightened me here, WizeKraxxx, and have inspired me to work as hard as I possibly can to get this situation fixed by working with lawmakers to seal up these kinds of egregious loopholes.

Sorry, Mr. Rovell!

With a piping hot take like this, I wish Rod Strickland Propane was the one at a loss for words.

yeaimthatguy: [opens empty jar]

Between this comment and your other gem in this post, I look forward to reading more of your opinions on fellow commenters here.

Hey, I've watched television before!