Awesome! The 2 best revenge stories I've heard (and they were told to me by the guys on the business end, so I have strong reason to believe both true):

Yup my favourite revenge story was the lady of the local manor who raided her husband's multimillion pound wine cellar and left bottles on all the villagers doorsteps. That my friends is class.

you & everybody else on this entire fucking planet.

The entirety of the US would be jailed. Yay for the 1st Amendment.

Wait, are you trying to tell me that women on the internet are real and should be treated as such instead of like prostitutes in a video game?

This is definitely been a thread where I've had to dismiss a lot of people for victim blaming. One even asked me why I was so worked up! Well, maybe I care about victims of abuse, so sorry for being passionate.

IDK, I think about how other people have sex, because sex is kinda weird, right? And so I picture people having sex because that's kind of weird and funny and it amuses me in my head. Like, I don't get upset about it, and I keep it to myself (except for this post). But then I see a dude I know with his new…

Seriously, thank you for this comment. Domestic violence is not only a terrible epidemic that claims that lives of thousands of women in this country every single year, but it is also a serious crime. We might not understand or agree with a woman's choices, but the fact remains that the abuser is a dangerous, violent…

My favourite homophobic rant ever has to be the Mike Tyson rant with

Yeah, uhm, that does sound awful. First, he could be abusing her in a variety of ways that haven't become public. Many victims of abuse return to their abusers again and again and again, and the most dangerous time is when a victim attempts to leave.

Shiloh, their eldest biological daughter, is identifying as a boy. Not one of the twins.

For being about the least talked about things in the entire Bible, homosexuality, witchcraft and hell, I'll even through in contraception... they really get a shockingly disproportionate amount of attention by modern Christians.

Just a word of warning on this for your reception. You will have people RSVP an affirmative. And they still won't show up for the reception because "something came up after the service". And you will hate them just a little bit and be forced to freeze enough BBQ to feed 30 people. And your eye will twitch. And I'm not…

As a straight guy I just yell "Do you promise?!? IT'S A DATE!" as cheerfully as possible.

Why, I hear that they have this Intertubes device so that you can view these despicable, vile, sweaty, gay acts in the comfort of your own home! Anywhere between two to several dozen waxed, greased, just repulsive, tan Greek Gods just plowing away at each other with wild lustful abandon! In positions, combinations,…

If you ever want to hear, in detail, about how gay men have sex with each other, talk to a homophobe.

i have met men like that. He's omg such a great guy for letting her stay but she's a stuck up bitch for not sucking his dick.

Seriously. I've seen too many "Looking for a maid who is also willing to be a sex slave. The pay is zero, but you know, no rent/discounted rent*" to think this is crazy by now. And I don't even go on CL, I just see what is mocked on other sites.

Just sleep in Jammies I have no desire to force myself on you.