repeal and replace this administration.

And if he manages to get two sentences out without using the words “losers” or any racial slurs, the press will fall all over themselves to call him presidential in the wake of tragedy.

It should be pointed out, if it isn’t obvious, that it’s in fact illegal to ask women those types of questions in a job interview. So he’s not only an asshole, he lets his assholeness cloud reasonable judgement of the law.

I have a cat who looks like a Russian Blue but is actually a gray tabby. He is concerned that he will be stereotyped for his appearance.

What about dressing your two dogs in elf PJs while you wear Santa PJs? Asking for a friend.

I’m sorry, but a family in matching pajamas is less “cute” and more “signs of cult activity.”

You should offer your highly skilled services to law enforcement. Being able to detect sexual predators by their personal grooming and voices would be very helpful. You could be like a superhero, wear flowing black robes and a powdered wig, carry the Gavel of Knowledge.

Of COURSE they’re all white, too. And the one on the right has his wiener out for all to see.

Stop with the lies! This is the un-photoshopped picture

Yeah, something like that is more than enough to create a mini-boom in travel to a specific place (particularly since other airlines then cut their prices to compete). This in turn leads to a critical mass of folks showing up there, and then that place becoming an established vacation option. This is exactly how…

Wyoming is amazing. Where my uncle lives there’s more deer per square mile than people. When driving through a small town, there was a local radio PSA of the mayor saying: “Remember folks, when you do tourists a favor, you do your town a favor.”

Either that, or you get some middle-aged construction company or car dealership owner and his over-sunned wife who have the most ghastly taste in the world. Or who are looking for a place in Alaska or a Hawaiian rain forest or a remote forest, but bitch about how bad the roads are or don’t like bugs or the possibility…

“I’m a stay-at-home model, and Mark works part time at a local kombucha brewery. Our budget is $1.2 million.”

Average rent for a one bedroom in Reykjavik is about $1000/month. Average monthly salary is $4500+. Pretty nice trailer park.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

I’m looking forward to only Brady and Belichick going and the rest of the Patriots snubbing the trip.

To be fair, we all wish that

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

I’m so sorry a piece of plastic has brought you so much pain, but these are all air plants which means no dirt or water to worry about...

I’m so sorry a piece of plastic has brought you so much pain, but these are all air plants which means no dirt or…