This kind of shit happens in cabs all the time. Guess why you don’t ever hear about it?

I have been using Uber almost exclusively for 2 years. I absolutely love it and don’t understand why people find it so easy to attack and belittle. Among it’s many conveniences, the best part of Uber is the transaction end: no tipping, no dealing with cash, no waiting on credit card processing. You just open the door,…

Why exactly is Uber horrible?

I absolutely hate soccer and find it to be one of the most mind-numbingly boring sports to watch (baseball is at the top). However, Messi captivates me. He’s is truly incredible, even in the eyes of a soccer-hating dipshit like me.

For those of us outsiders who don’t give a shit about professional sports it sure is entertaining reading actual humans getting butt hurt about allegations against their favorite opiate. It’s like an affront to your entire existence. Weird.

I bet he has a lot of friends with a good sense of humor.

Sure is comedic how personal comedians are to a lot of people. Insulting the merits of a comedian is like directly insulting someone’s sense of humor. So with that, anyone who’s enjoyed SNL in the last 15 years sure has a shitty sense of humor :)

You could have stopped at Kristin Wiig.

Who the fuck are these sheltered parents that they don’t personally know what goes on at alcohol-fueled teenage ragers?

Agassi isn't drunk. This is very TMZ-like. Bravo

You sound like a bitter, cynical, jaded person with a massive chip on their shoulder. Just thought I would let you know.

Two weeks ago I would have never said this but, fuck the police. By police, I mean the institution of policing in the US. It must change or we, the people, will fucking change it.

Yeah, but he was likeable and charismatic, two things the American voter base care about more than anything else (e.g. the last 7 years).

Kinja engineering blows.

Why would they play this song at Homegoods? They only play Sarah MacLachlan at mine.

Wow! Vaginas were really big back then.

J.Crew is basically the Wal-Mart version of Banana Republic, which is basically the Target version of... is anything made with quality any longer? Fuck clothes. I’m going all Mark Zuckerberg from now on. Jeans and a goddamn hoodie. Thankfully I’m white so I won’t be shot.

Yaaaaay India!