Tight pants might not be the wisest choice for such a rotund gentleman.
Great observation. So true.
I’ve said this before but this goal requires it to be said again: I’ve always hated soccer but Messi is mesmerizing and makes me wish I didn’t hate it.
I want more people like this in my life.
“Designer jean shorts”
I loved that scene! Great gif choice!
What should a parent/family do if they catch their 13/14 year old molesting younger siblings? As a non-parent, I’m genuinely curious what a parent would/should do in this situation.
I honestly don't know. Just a funny gif I remembered.
I keep reading it as “mangina” as in a male vagina.
10,000 possible combinations for those last four digits in Tom’s phone number. Ready, set, go...
Perhaps for the very reason we’re now reading their once private text messages.
This kind of shit happens in cabs all the time. Guess why you don’t ever hear about it?
I have been using Uber almost exclusively for 2 years. I absolutely love it and don’t understand why people find it so easy to attack and belittle. Among it’s many conveniences, the best part of Uber is the transaction end: no tipping, no dealing with cash, no waiting on credit card processing. You just open the door,…
Why exactly is Uber horrible?
I absolutely hate soccer and find it to be one of the most mind-numbingly boring sports to watch (baseball is at the top). However, Messi captivates me. He’s is truly incredible, even in the eyes of a soccer-hating dipshit like me.
For those of us outsiders who don’t give a shit about professional sports it sure is entertaining reading actual humans getting butt hurt about allegations against their favorite opiate. It’s like an affront to your entire existence. Weird.
I bet he has a lot of friends with a good sense of humor.