In this episode, his younger and less experienced self is not even the fastest Barry Allen alive.

It's called Agents of SHIELD, season one.

The only thing I don't like about this is that the "Marvel Rubio" gimmick account was sitting right there.

I've seen a few of my acquaintances drink super deep of the "you don't have to settle for DISNEY!!!!" well in the past day. If I didn't know these were real people, it would be suspicious the way that everyone seems to have only gotten the memo in the past 24 hours that Marvel is now owned by an entertainment…

It's kind of amazing, using this logic, that Batman's so hung up on the way that some guy merely intended to rob his parents but then their clumsy bodies got in the way of some bullets.

"Kryptonians can fly, have super strength, their eyes blast heat vision and they're basically invulnerable. You know what would improve on that? Mixing in DNA from a different species that is none of those things will probably make it ten times stronger," is apparently a thing that worked out okay in this movie. Does…

I think my favourite reaction when I saw it was the entire theater bursting out in laughter at exactly the moment Snyder expected their hearts to be breaking at our heroes realizing they had something in common.

I'm just glad they started off by showing how Bruce Wayne's parents died, because normally you never get to see that in a Batman movie.

I dunno, "his career won’t be derailed by one notable flop" seems like a stretch.

Well, he did give you a piece of science fiction.

Have we no architecture firms? Have we no small-scale advertising agencies?

He was designed for only killing. But they couldn't prevent him teaching himself… how to love.

And yet ironically TekWar Forever was one of the stronger books in the series, I assume, because I've never read any of them but TekWar Forever sounds like the sort of title one of them would have.

Superbemusement is just one of the powers that Superman had for one issue in the 1950s.

And we'll call it Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: The XXX Parody.

Your "Gail Simone is wrong about female characters being used as props to make male characters have an obstacle" argument depends on Gwen Stacy's ex-boyfriend? Okay. You do you.

We need a new voice for Servo because Josh Weinstein left.

*Moon Knight pouts and walks away*

They're hawks.

Anything above a minute and you're still a monster, sorry.