This is bad news for that guy who was a key grip that one time for that one movie in 1972 and made two friends. Now he's going to have to influence the Oscars the old-fashioned way, by shouting at the television for Billy Crystal to shut up.

The definition of "catalogue" is "older than 18 months"? That means at least some of this shift comes from people who decided to pick up Justin Bieber's previous album, but not the new one. Also under this new regime, if you liked Carly Rae Jepsen during her "Call Me Maybe" days, you are old.

"Which one was the evil one?"

The hurt when that-thing-you-liked-as-a-kid is disrespected is probably the worst thing about falling in love with a creative work before you've developed your tastes.

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That's going to produce a few arguments when Clearwater Narconon shows up and tries to audit the Elfstones.

"*Reader since 1977 when Sword came out."

They don't have Dazeem money. Freezed put her out of their price range.

Well, shit. Where is Last Week Tonight going to get its interview footage from now?

But enough about how Gotham is going to ruin Man-Bat.

Well, it's not like there was any time in the past few decades when there wasn't a vague stink of corruption around FIFA.

It is amazing how people constantly have to reveal they were joking all along, because if they had been serious they'd look stupid and horrible.

How quickly we forget Cornelius Fudge, the secret candy golem.

The "LOTR clone" thing is the first book, The Sword of Shannara. This series seems to be based on the second book in the series, which had enough of a different plot that it would be unfair to call it a LOTR clone. Sadly, the plot was same-y enough that it somehow managed to be the second book in the series and make…

Shannara was hugely influential on the industry, though not always the parts of the industry that aged well. At the time, The Lord of the Rings had been quite successful, but there was a sense that maybe it was a once-in-a-lifetime thing and there was no more lightning in that bottle. There was commercial demand for…

It was nice of you to comment out that cutaway so we don't see it when the episode runs.

Men are doing pretty good for themselves if a Simpsons episode where Milhouse gets screwed over is so high up the list that it's worth complaining about.

They could have just had him say "beep", then doubled it up on the soundtrack.

Mark Hamill appeared in the movie but did not say anything, which makes him the coolest voiceless actor.

Look, if you want Whimsical Eats, you know where to find them.