As I grow older, I get more sympathetic with Alec Guinness for that time he told the kid who'd seen Star Wars a hundred times that he could have an autograph, but only if he promised to never watch Star Wars again.

This educational puppet show for preschoolers might be in serious trouble if they keep neglecting the needs of the core 30-49 demographic like this.

The thing about that headline is that if you drop "love for Phantom Of The Paradise is in the works", it's still true, just a little ungrammatical.

He has too few. Only when Katryn Han and the Archmhage of the Haether are correctly spelled will we achieve true balance.

It looks like someone on the CBB staff remembers Video Toaster.

straps on anti-trapdoor spring suit

If you choose to believe he is always ant-sized he can be in every shot.

I was all ready to agree with you and then I did a little bit of math, and it turns out there really aren't that many superheroes in New York. The city is so huge it swallows any number you throw at it.

"But his confession felt inappropriate and out of character."

It was really nice of Netflix to spend the past twelve months diversifying away from only serving the "people who refuse to watch rancid garbage" demographic. Now they are truly for everybody,

It's like they won the Powerball the first time they played, and decided that if they just spent all their winnings on more lottery tickets they could win an infinite number of Powerballs.

No, I think he wanted Patsy to show Jessica how powerless she was, and under his influence Patsy wanted to do that. If he'd wanted her to kill herself, she'd know it, and act appropriately.

Why would they interpret his orders creatively? That's obviously not what he wanted.

He's like a human barometer. When he's angry, things are getting better.

It will be renamed to the literal, but also truthful, Harlan Ellison Patting Himself On The Head.

However, to keep in line with the wage gap, the woman $25 bill will really only have twenty dollars of spending power.

The secret to this puzzle is that when you say "acknowledging history" you mean "acknowledging history", but you're supposed to mean "giving lip service to history but never doing anything about it, because our pretty minds cannot imagine a world where things are different".

I refuse to believe it isn't next week's Kelly.

When I find my cane you're getting such a hobbling-over-to-and-glaring-at.

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