The plot of Atlas Shrugged is that the Trumps and Romneys of the world screw off and go live in a secret canyon gated community, and since they were the only ones doing any real work and everyone else is useless and on the welfare, the rest of the world burns down. One of the characters hijacks a radio station to…

You can't honestly expect him to abandon Fox News's entire business plan, raison d'être, and modus operandi all at the same time.

The original was pretty much nothing but life lessons, mostly about how the guests didn't really want what they thought they did. I can only assume that Just Accept Your Lot In Life You Dullards Island was too long to fit into the blank on some FCC form.

There were good things and bad things about living in AltaVista Estates.

"We need wheels," said Christian ${lastname]. "There's no way we can get these tasks to Internet City on foot and distribute them to the at-home resistance workers."

Well, yeah, I do feel there is a certain nobility in condemning a man who spent years fingering his own siblings' private parts while they slept.

Nah, I'm pretty happy if the Good People of the Internet have one standard for the way we treat people who sexually molest members of their own family, and a different standard for people who point out that there are video games out there where part of the fun is figuring out how to murder a stripper without getting…

Well, he is louder, angrier, and has access to a time machine.

Nowadays to get talent like that, you need to say "Sure, Jamie Kennedy, I'll do your New Year's thing, and thus do I no longer owe you a favor for borrowing your lawnmower."

If the public could be turned against Jay Leno by a vicious campaign of accurately describing Jay Leno's actions, that's not Conan O'Brien's fault.

Fallon does not think he is above the material he performs, and gleefully acts like he's having fun doing his job. We are used to Letterman and Conan, who even at their most enthusiastic give off the vibe that they sort of wish they were on a better show/network/medium/whatever it takes. Even Leno gave off a vibe that…

They're not spelling bee contestants, they're athletterers.

If there's anything that esports needed, it was an XFL of their own.

Barry Shitpeas
Astronomy/astrology confuser

I also want to see the Jim Henson Company go back to its earlier, family-friendlier projects, like that muppet who goes around murdering everyone who drinks the wrong brand of coffee.

At 0.5%, it is possible that he has more Democrats wanting him to be their opponent than Republicans wanting him to be their candidate.

#NotYourSqueal

And now it can be a segment on Newswipe, so everything works out.

Perfect username/story synergy.

Or they're having fun with no expectation of financial reward.