An even better Archer moment: in the episode where Archer is teaching Cyril how to be a secret agent, he hands Cyril a literal Chekov gun.

You don't understand, Zack! A young person asked for a thing! If we cave in to their demands, colleges everywhere will add ten or twelve words to the end of a syllabus!

If there is anything that shows it's the outrage-culture people who whine over inconsequential shit that isn't actually offensive and doesn't matter, it's the several hundred posts complaining that someone found minor fault with an episode of a cartoon.

It seems on the one hand you have the overly-sensitive little pansies who gang up on anyone who says anything bad about their cherished pet beliefs and assumptions, working as hard as they can to tear down anyone who questions their preferences.

Arrested Development really was the last time we'd get a look at those, wasn't it?

Anything about real America, you mean. Your racist uncle's Facebook memes about Obamacare, Hillary, and Bernie Sanders are sacred speech.

Great job, Internet.

They did a lot of work that you didn't notice! When they were shooting I strolled down to this well-known and obvious part of Toronto, and just in case someone freeze-framed the movie later, they'd changed every phone number on every piece of signage from a 416 area code to a 212.

This question contains a lie, in that it describes Winnipeg as post-apocalyptic.

The modern-day Bennett Cerf is former literary agent John Hodgman, of course.

Wait a minute, you're saying that if I hang out with SJWs then people like you will be nowhere around? And the cosplayers are young, attractive, creative people dressed in skimpy costumes, and not bitter old men who think political correctness is a thing?

The problem with Trump isn't the Trump character. It's that maybe there isn't a Trump character, and it's actually Trump out there.

You'd think at least one of them would change his name just to keep us from getting our hopes up.

I can only assume that expecting Greg Horn to draw an actual damn drawing if he's getting paid to do a comic book cover is the "whining and crying of SJW parasites" that was referred to in an earlier comment.

Oh, it's worse than that. You'd get the Canadian Sign.

"GTFO" - every able-bodied person in Cape Breton an Alberta oil camp

I want my MTV! The one that was never showing music videos because it was too busy showing Real World/Road Rules Challenge! Not this new one that's never showing music videos because it's too busy showing Catfish!

"next year’s new drama BrainDead"

This year Amazon invented people who will drive to your house with a bottle of wine. Last year, they invented a retail store where you can look at a limited selection of merchandise and pick up stuff you ordered the other day. Just imagine what part of living in Canada in 1983 Amazon will invent tomorrow.

A $1000 apartment anywhere that rich people like to live? Enjoy sleeping in your bathtub and showering in your sink and technically the bathroom is also a closet.