Just to make sure I didn't miss anything, he meant for Outland to be Bloom County minus everything that made Bloom County endearing, right?

It can persuade people because it's picked the easiest job in the world. Fox News constantly tells you that you are virtuous, clear-headed, and a patriot living in the best country in the world. Meanwhile, those other people are making America a scary, dangerous place, full of Obamacares and Benghazis, and the rest of…

Those two things couldn't be more different. On the one hand you've got a puke-stained gathering of loud, incoherent, stupid young people picking fights and saying whatever nonsense comes into their heads, and on the other hand you have the Queen West bar crowd.

You have missed a Simpsons reference, here, of all places?

I too loved that show about the town that was founded on the flavourless mush of root-marm!

In lieu of the complex mystery plots of The Littlest Hobo, just assume that every time you see a stray dog it's on its way to foil a smuggler. It'll give you the same result.

If you wanted people to know what you actually thought, you should have spent 90% of your time saying what you actually thought and 10% of your time insulting people for pointing out, quite correctly, that there is no there there in "but what if disaster strikes somehow, will you apologize then?". Alas that you chose…

Of course it's not hard. I know trolls prefer soft-baked cookies. Here, have another. Would you like some milk? You must be dehydrated after all those tears when the mean people wouldn't take "if bad things happen would you feel bad that bad things happened?" seriously.

No, I thought you were just trolling, and it's nice to see you work so hard to prove me right. Here's a cookie.

I'd happily consider a hypothetical, if one were on hand. I'd be happy to address a question. Your but what if, like, something happened, what then huh, answer me that you vile nitwits is neither. It's just a rhetorical jackoff. Tulse had more of a point when they recast your argument as "what if petting kittens had…

No, that is what you're saying: you want people to engage with the fact that when [[fill in bad thing later, Hamfist don't got no time to make an actual point]] happens, we will all be sad. All you have is whaaaaaat iiiiiiiiiiiiffffff maaaaaaaan, I mean, duuuuuuude, plus a constant string of insults to throw at anyone…

Yes, the person demanding that we all bravely admit that gay marriage would be a total disaster if somehow someday something that nobody can today name or imagine would go wrong went wrong is truly the arbiter of what's an "irrelevant rant" and what isn't.

Well, now that I know that I should have congratulated you on marrying a 12-year-old after your father paid the traditional bride price, all those arguments in favour of "traditional marriage" you mentioned sure have changed my mind.

For someone who is eager to tell us how smart they are, you sure are ignorant of the traditional marriage dowry.

Have fun marrying the twelve-year-old girl that your father bought from her family for fifteen head of oxen!

They were planning to have a magician cat villain too, but someone tricked Mr. Mistoffelees into saying his name backwards and he disappeared.

The Russian flag would suit that purpose.

I liked this story better under its original headline, "Area Commenters Constantly Telling Entire World They Totally Don't Even Own A Taylor Swift".

He's one OMG WTF away from being Perez Hilton.

Replace "DC" with "Universal". Stan Lee thought Universal was going to create a woman character with Hulk powers on the Hulk tv show that Marvel would have no claim on, so he threw together almost an entire plot's worth of plot, called it Savage She-Hulk #1, and registered the trademark.