"You're a bad influence, Pop Musician Games. You should take Expensive Car Stealing off the market."

"Nonsense. Jimmy Saville is no such predator. Only unproven, dubious accusations. No police action, no grand jury, no criminal trial, no criminal court. No evidence of drugs, no pregnancies. Absolutely nothing. This is not justice, it is a character lynching. Don’t we owe Jimmy Saville what we would want for ourselves…

Don't get greedy! You have 48 days between now and the next every-seventh-Friday to give the benefit of the doubt to powerful millionaires because bitches be crazy. Today (and only for the next seventeen hours or so) we are going to give the presumption of innocence to the forty-some women who have come forward with…

The AV Club

Your comment history shows that whether it's in San Jose or Philadelphia, at the AV Club or TMZ or Perez Hilton or US Weekly or Mediaite or whatever the hell Gossip Cop is, it's REALLY IMPORTANT to you that we remember that sometimes women who say they've been raped are lying liars who tell lying lies.

Outrageous? Paradigm? Aren't those words boring movies use to sound interesting?

I never realized that there were people who weren't up to the higher-level math involved in counting to 21 until the night I stumbled across that show.

You mean he didn't actually thank me? How rude.

If anything, those air quotes need to migrate a few lines back to "haircut".

"What is it like chasing invisible phantoms" asks the person who is angry that we are not seriously engaging with the idea that the vast feminist conspiracy that controls all of Hollywood will take away all our action movies forever if a woman is allowed to give an order to Mad Max.

No, you're just not worth his time. Or anyone's, really. You may now thank me for giving you dozens of times the amount of attention you deserve by even replying.

I wasn't a MRA to begin with, but jeez, after reading how they treat people, I'm glad I'm not one now. There is no better tool the RADICAL FEMINIST ANTI-MALE AGENDA has than the people who go out complaining about the radical feminist anti-male agenda.

Honestly, if you spend too much time around MRAs it's difficult to remember all the men, the majority of men I'd even say, who aren't pathetic self-pity junkies.

*Spike Lee tweets Martin Price's home address*

Yeah, but then you'd be stuck with an exec producer credit on The Ocean Walker.

"Real women? What the fuck does that even mean?"

Still, you have to give them some credit for making the Fry Guys the new Suicide Squad.

It's not often that the MRA types give me a gift, but a promise that if I'm seeing this movie none of them are around me losering up the air with their loserdom? That's more precious than rubies.

Poison guy is batshit crazy and probably figured whichever of them gets the first shot in wins. You can't create a tornado in your own lungs.

"From the writer and director of Young People Fucking, a show about a naked lady."