Well, that and Obamacare.

I don't see any bitcoin-hoarding fedoras here, so I guess it falls to me to disingenuously claim that the torrent people actually buy more media because they already downloaded it for free and that uh that means they er um hey look behind you it's a distraction.

I just wish they'd gone with the original title, Rich Is The New Poor (Quality-Wise, Not Misfortune-Wise, All Of These People Have Made Untold Mountains Of Cash For This).

I was about to say that she's turning into Alan Moore with more morally-questionable sex scenes, but then I remembered Lost Girls, so really she's turning into Alan Moore with fewer morally-questionable sex scenes.

Any list would be a waste of time, unless it was a list designed to pander to the AV Club:

7ers of Catan: Day of the Robber

People say this, but the Truth campaigns are actually pretty effective at cutting smoking, and it's because they're only funded by tobacco companies rather than run by them.

Don't. Praise. The clown college.

Don't worry, Batman is already on the trail of She-Albino and the White Flight Gang.

So what I'm taking away from this is that if I go on a Carnival cruise, I'm guaranteed two weeks that I will never run into any of these people?

SNL constantly rewrites every damn thing right up until the last minute. The cast is reading from cue cards because that's the only way they'll get the final version of the joke. (One reason Janeane Garofalo got booted off SNL is that she was memorizing her scripts and thought that knowing her lines would be the sort…

This will be the return of the Turner D. Century century.

Hey, there's a record company promotional department behind that rock!

Hello 12:30am starting. Live from out west, it's Sunday Morning Live!

God knows that an unremarkable username just gets you ignored.

They did do it on the fly for the very first batch of episodes. That's one reason they're not really all that sad that many of those episodes are lost.

The Atari 2600 Superman game turned out to be really useful later on, because it let you identify people who either never played the Atari 2600 Superman game or were fucking liars. If someone tried to claim that ET was the worst Atari game ever, all you had left to do was determine if they were deliberately lying.

Smart move, Einstein.

It really is important to remember that right now this is just a he-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said-she-said case.

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