Plazkaroo, in the Canadian remake.

Television money isn't that great compared to what you think it'd be. David Cross once talked about how he was dodging collection agencies and sometimes the callers would insist that he has to have the money to pay his debts, they saw him on goddamn HBO last night.

I miss that animated classic, The Simpsons On Global.

So you're Telegraph's grandkid, huh? Hell of a guy. We still tell stories about him. You've got a lot to live up to, Internet, but for now just keep your head down, keep your mouth shut, and follow my lead.

The worst game for being ruined by free play has to be Gauntlet. When you have to feed it quarters, it's one of the tensest games you'll ever see. When it's on free play, you just hit the coin button until you're invincible, and then the game reveals itself as kind of a chore.

Look in the upper left corner of the screen for things you can click for insert coin, 1 player, and 2 player buttons. Once the game starts, use the arrow keys for the joystick and Control, Alt, and Space for the buttons.

Clown college? You can't eat that.

-Will we get to see a finished show?
-No, we do all our post-production work in Flint, Michigan.

No, you don't understand, the song just wants to beat you up and steal your wallet.

Indeed, "normalcy" dates back to 1857 and "normality" to 1848, so arguing for one over the other is kind of like saying that One Direction is a stupid prefab band, but the Pussycat Dolls, now there's a legitimate collaboration of pure musical talent. You can tell because they were there a few years earlier.

Let's be honest, though, part of his charm as Xander is that "prior to his schlubification" refers to the period between his conception and birth.

You mean the ringtone industry? It already exists and it already charges more for the chord than you'd pay to get the entire song.

We're going after the generation that believes "union = good; free market = bad"? What the hell did our grandparents ever do to you, man?

If we're going to do nothing but listen to marketing research and precedent, we have no choice but to cancel all comic book movies because Roger Corman's Fantastic Four was shit.

He's America's favorite superhero! (pictured)

The AV Club

Harrison Ford?

I'm sorry, the card says Roger Moope.

Nothing makes me feel better than a working theory, with evidence, that Mr. Dressup is the exact opposite of Screech.

Apparently many of the first season scripts were already written before he was cast, and they thought that the character was going to be eight or nine years old. That "I feel good, but also bad, it's so weird!" bullshit from "The Naked Now" would have been a lot more tolerable coming from someone we really could…