When comparing this to Watergate, I’m struck by several things.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

He’s already got the ending to the book written in his mind:

Been waiting for the right opportunity to use this gem

Snorting it.

CEO 1: Good point. Pass the dolphin.

It’s vast compared to my salary (and Ima gonna assume yours too, heh) but compared to New Yorks most bigly and awesome companies, everything with Trump written on it is small league. I bet there are conversations in top restaurants like this all the time:

I thought that the episode of them moving in together and becoming comfortable was the most realistic presentation of a relationship I’ve seen on TV. I really liked watching them as a couple.

This is such a stupid fucking line of non-reasoning. What makes it worse is that people believe this. They cannot fathom continuing to chase money when they have more than any non-super villain would possibly want, so why would a rich person?

How to you to get to be obscenely wealthy? By continuing to accrue more money…

Rich people, well known for saying, “Thanks, I have enough money already.”

“He’s already rich,” Chaffetz said. “He’s very rich. I don’t think that he ran for this office to line his pockets even more. I just don’t see it like that. Yes, I am really that fucking stupid!”

This goddamn ass munching Bucky Beaver looking motherfucker deserves to be hit by a fucking bus.

So it’s not about Trump?

For some weird reason every time I hear name Tony Robbins, this comes to mind

Look how spotlessly clean those boots are. They’re fresh out of a box. Did he get carried there by some indigenous porters like he was in the countries where he killed animals?

My take was- Richard Lawson- *THE Richard Lawson *?

Berlin would never, and neither would Germany. I’m actually really curious where you were going with this? You could’ve ended at ‘swapping leaders’ but the comment of ‘he would feel more at home’ implies you’ve never even been to Berlin, and have a sincerely fragmented idea of what it is. Also, ‘she can’t be worse…

Armadillo is my mutant superpower.

They are real, and they are spectacular.