Cast Jonah Hill as Beast and Brie Larson as Jubilee, and I'll watch this one Fox. Pinky promise.

Bullies and dictators aren't exactly known for "let's keep the golden goose alive" mentality.

Of course, Drumpf can't sue for the domain name without also giving it legitimacy. Brilliant.

It's more honest, I suppose. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We are Sex Bob-omb The Family, and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!

I continue my tradition of not watching the Oscars. (I do think, overall, the Academy rewards good work and movies, and I'm not all together opposed to it; but I can't stand the incestuous circle-jerk and fucking pomposity).

I blame Game of Thrones.

Strident mother!

Come on, Dan. No more humblebrag-masquerading-as-question letters!

Y2J SRJ

I'd wager Vince's "I know better" complex.

Tom Mison. Failing which, Gilbert Gotfried.

Help the aged, one time they were just like you
Drinking, smoking, smoking cigs and sniffing glue
Help the aged, don't just put them in a home
Can't have much fun in there all on their own
….

They're quite a handful. Certainly not "bits".

I remember this show. I mean, I remember this show exists, and I've watched a few episodes and, well, nothing else.

Perhaps it's the low expectations or Paget Brewster really just nailing it, but I have to say I'm really enjoying the show.

Bridget Regan in everything from here on till 2075!

It's rather horrible that we're not getting any new CEG episode this week, but hey, double Agent Carter! Almost worth it. (Sorry, Ms. Atwell)

Fellini: Stanley who?

WAIT, WAIT, BACKTRACK A LITTLE HERE. WHERE DID THE BLOOD COME FROM?