Cause Apple products are overpriced crap.

Says idealism.

Hail Santa

Santa is Satan

The "Friend" is a clean shaven hipster?

D should be Duckula. We'll technically C, but it can..

My favorite shows as a kid -and well into adulthood, Eek!, Rocko's Modern Life and The Tick.

Purposely miscontrue a minor scientific observation to fit a narrow outdated political agenda.

Mustache-Man.

He's got typecast for smug asshole, which would be perfect for all those good-lawyers-despite-themselves shows.

Lacist!

Which version?

Writers are the best . And by writers I mean alcoholics.

And you skipped Low Hanging Fruits, Achievement in Dick Jokes and How do I Desperately Shoehorned A Pun Thread? Shame on you.

Topping from the bottom is unseemly..

It's a weird thing for me, encouraging people to watch a Chuck Lorre show, but Faris and Janney are doing excellent work, so I'm happy that the show is doing - relatively - well.

Limited pop culture consumption on account of a very shitty existence this past two weeks.

And the writers get the shaft. Business as usual.

How the hell does these clip shows even exist in the age of Youtube?

Lube up, baby.