Appreciate the effort but what the fuck!

Or you know, stop packaging old tired crap in new lycra's and actually come out with original ideas and characters.

Upvoted for new avatar.

Make sure to pickup alcohol power ups whenever and wherever possible.

150 hours?

Wood-Johnson. Classy name there.

Counter: Gilbert Gottfried.

Phrasing, boom, etc.

Two. Koch number one and Koch number two.

Don't slander them. Male-female anal sex bears no appeal to Republicans.

Noooope.

I'll cite irreconcilable difference for the divorce papers. That movie was awesome.

Lesbian porn. No reason to object.

It can be two things.

Groundhog Year then?

I'm happy that Fetlife exists but if never read another "twue" this and "twue" ever again, it will be too soon. And I get using capital D/lower s, but do you really have to use Us/us or We/we. I/i fucking get it!

You can always work as a mortician.

The world need people who have fantasies about being a rapist or a sadist, cause otherwise who would fulfill the needs of the rapee wannabe fantasist (is that a word?) or the masochists?

I want to answer your question but I'm missing your actual question. (No snark).

Um, AVC staffs ou can ignore that resume I just sent.