more like Space Farce, amirite?

Why on earth do these channels give these ghouls air time? A simple fucking Google search will tell you a lot.

As much as *I* would like to be able to sideload apps on my iPhone, the iOS walled garden (and relative difficulty for your average Joe to jailbreak most recent iOS versions) have undoubtedly prevented a TON of tech-illiterate people from getting their photos, texts, and personal information hacked over the last 10…

Apple’s “walled garden” approach helps keep this nonsense to a minimum, as all apps sold on their app store go through a fairly rigorous quality and security review before being offered for sale.

Fuck off, John. 

Skilled, not competent. Important distinction.

Even the disgruntled, hungover teenagers who run the decrepit rides at crappy amusement parks at least pull on the safety belts before starting the ride.

I mean he didn’t overlook strapping himself in to be fair.

> ...a skilled pilot steered the craft down a steep mountain. But shortly after takeoff, the pair realized that his harness hadn’t been connected to the glider at all

Concerned onlookers were cheering, “Hang in there!” amirite?!!

He took the hanging part a little too literally.

and she’s hot!

I’m glad she always takes the time to remind us that she’s evil, too.

So basically Wal-Mart greeters with guns. 

That fucking meme. LMAO.

He looks absolutely like someone who should be armed in a chaotic public school, additionally around children that may look like the people formerly deemed his “enemy”. Our Armed Forces deal so well with civilian populations...

this is TERRIFYING

GOP gunna GOP.

Meanwhile, you got ideas like this floating around among the clueless:

Don’t assume around here. We get plenty of trolls around here and currents events have become Alice Through the Looking Glass.