Famous last words from a rainbow colored blip on our radar.

“no classified information was ever included...”

Yes, but with less substance.

You note that:

He looks like an abusive douche and she sounds like she was purposely trying to record a conversation with the sole intent of giving herself an out down the road if things went south.

My friends and I use snack all the time for people or things we like.  I think it’s part of gay culture, but don’t know if we stole it from someone else. 

I have nothing to say about the device, I just wanted to mention that I have never heard the word ’snack’ used in this context.

I’d be more interested if:

You’re thinking about it backwards. You have this as your backup phone so you can play pokemon go on your main phone and perhaps run out of power completely, then you still have this backup phone with same number, and if you are truly desperate, another 1hr or 90 mins of pokemon go. Depending on how desperate you are. 

This might sound silly, but I was tempted to buy this phone just to use it for Pokemon Go and stop abusing my main phone for it. But your battery tests crushed my dreams

To item (1), it’s because he’s unintelligent and/or “just asking the questions” to get his base riled up, facts be damned. 

It’s the “little” thing that always irks me. For somebody who’s supposed to be good at zinging people, he uses that word a lot. It’s almost like he’s obsessed with the size of something. And that whatever that thing is, it being “little” is bad, so that’s what he projects onto everyone he insults. It can’t be those…

“Kelly! Bolton! Jared! Come in here! Look...look what I tweeted. Schitt! I called him Schitt! In a tweet! Ha! His name is Schiff but I said Schitt! See? Right here. Is that hilarious? Goddamn right it is! Loser, right? Schitt!”

Normally any politician’s attempt at humor makes my skin crawl, but Schiff manages to respond in a somewhat clever way that bring the focus right back to Mueller’s investigation. Well done to him and his social team. 

I agree to a certain degree - but I let my 6 year old play on my 9.7" iPad Pro with his kid safe headphones (they force a volume limit) and they’re wired - I’ve yet to find a good wireless solution that prevents him from blowing his eardrums whilst playing Mario on it. To digress momentarily, I *love* that the…

“President Obama only did that to make me look like a liar!”

Nah, son. You made yourself look like a god-damned liar when you dangled that out there and then recanted.  Bad bet was bad, asshole.

Remember when he said he would turn himself in if Chelsea Manning was granted clemency, and then was all “I’m not falling for this trap!” after her release?

I think we can acknowledge things have changed significantly since the days of the helicopter strike video.

Remember when Wikileaks was going to release damning documents on Russia and then suddenly they didn’t and Assange had a Show on Russia Today?

Remember when this self-aggrandizing glory hound asshole was the darling of every blog on the ‘Net?

...Pepperidge Farm remembers.