There’s no way to know for certain without a thorough investigation by the House Judiciary Committee.

Remember when Ecuador extradited Julian Assange to the U.S. and Robert Mueller’s prosecutors sent him to prison for twenty years for espionage? Future me remembers.

(( “You may look back and review your actions and realize by doing this MacGyver action, you could have magically saved everyone.” ))

I have the previous generation iPad Pro, which does have a headphone jack, but the only reason that I know that is that I checked just now. I haven’t used it once in more than a year of daily use. For pro audio, I use the Lightning port, otherwise I listen wirelessly with my AirPods or Bowers & Wilkins PX. Try…

(( “I made my comments BEFORE you mentioned the other broken down cars or the fact that you had a Mini.” ))

I’m sorry that you felt I didn’t show the proper amount of respect for your Thomas Fire fan fiction. Your version, where you pushed four burning cars out of the way with a Mini Cooper in the middle of a traffic jam on a narrow road surrounded by walls of flame is way more heroic than the reality I faced. But, I’d like…

The situation didn’t permit. You would have lost your car and/or your life if you had tried. Stop trying to be an armchair hero.

No, you wouldn’t. You would have done exactly what I did, and if you had even an ounce of self-reflection, you’d thank God every day thereafter that you didn’t die in the same spot and the same horrible way that she did.

She burned to death in her car, there were three other burnt-out cars piled up behind hers, and I was in a Mini Cooper with a plastic bumper. It took the fire department to clear the road. Life isn’t a video game or an action movie.

Fuck you.

This looks like my attempted escape from the Thomas Fire last year, except that in my case, a woman who lived up the street from me had crashed her car, blocking the only exit from the canyon. I had to turn around and go back through that nightmare, while other cars were still going in the opposite direction trying to…

The entire town of Paradise, California is under evacuation, and there’s a good chance that most of its 25,000 residents will lose their homes. There’s not a goddamned thing funny about this.

Are you asking me why the bombs didn’t detonate? It’s because the right-wing moron who sent them was incompetent — just like his hero, Donald Trump.

The same people calling this a “false flag” said the same thing about the Sandy Hook and Parkland school shootings, and the Orlando nightclub shooting. Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter are all braying “false flag,” which is ignominious company indeed.

You have the correct take here and the commentariat at Splinter has lost their goddamn minds.

A “near-perfect Chrome OS device” is akin to being the best oboist in the Podunk Community Wind Ensemble.

Yup, Apple invented bigger, which means that you’re going to have to start paying royalties for being a bigger fool.

Admiring a man for his even demeanor, intelligence, and ability isn’t “worship.” Worship is what cultists do to an incompetent tax cheat and fraud because he says racist and sexist things that they agree with.

I’m guessing that the “97" in your username refers to your birth year, because you sound young and dumb. Yes, President Obama smoked pot when he was younger. Big deal. Donald Trump at that age was busy committing tens of millions of dollars worth of tax fraud with his father, Fred, and subsequently losing all that…

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