The game is still early access so yes we were literally beta testers. 

Wow that’s actually incredible.

It’s time for another edition of Kotaku Recency Bias! 

Hmmm i got this exact same care package (minus the poncho) a couple weeks ago and had no idea what it was for. Does this mean I'll get another one? 

Well said, and my situation is almost the exact same as yours. High end pc upgraded gradually over the past few years, unable/unwilling to purchase an expensive and gimmicky peripheral.

Facebook needs to stay the fuck away from gaming.

The ponchos are hideously ugly. I keep thinking the next one I unlock will be the one that looks kinda cool, but nope, so far they are all bad. 

There are no missing Pokémon in the game. All the Pokémon are there that are supposed to be there.

This man gundams

The article says the transaction was canceled, so he got his character back. He was ordered to pay 13k to the person who purchased the character, not the defendant. 

CoolStoryBob

“That sounds really dumb. Like bad fan fiction dumb.”

Speak for yourself. Most of us don’t pledge undying loyalty to wealthy corporations.

Metal Gear is one of the most popular and influencial series of all times. It spawned an entire genre. You are objectively wrong. 

You are wrong, as are the disheartening number of people who agree with you. I thought we were better than this. 

Slow the fuck down there, pyro. It's ok to be angry. It's not ok to threaten violence. 

Skipping the winds of winter?

I’m not trying to be a jerk here but nobody cares if you knew this game was still around or not. 

I've always said those shampoo commercials need a watchdog organization. 

Did... did you just make a David Copperfield reference?