Your team would basically be going eight against ten while oping Draymond could kick all the opposing dicks and balls and Hope could beat the hell out of the rest.

As much as I abhor the song, I couldn’t resist providing the sheet music for “Sugar, We’re Going Down"

She’s best friends with new Gawker overlord, Peter Thiell (sp?).....

Soooo...any possibility of the largest class action lawsuit ever against the IOC? I’d think at minimum the athletes would have a hell of a case.

Good thing the whole world will be tuning in for two weeks to watch these reporters diligently write a bunch of garbage that no one will read. All that attention should appease them.

Oh what the Hell? I already bought into the new tradition and now I have to change back? No, screw your NEW need tradition damn it.

All of the professional sports organizations are fixed. No one ever talks about the Patriots winning the Super Bowl right after 9/11. Our the Red Sox winning the series after the Boston Marathon bombing.

You want to talk about a bad baggage check experience? American Airlines temporarily lost my dog when I flew with him.

I’ll pass on the coming at you part. Your pitiful taste in beer (using that term ultra lightly) is punishment enough.

I don’t understand all the Dodge hate here. I’m no Dodge fan boy (or any manufacturer for that matter as I’m not really a gear head), but I’ve had three Dodges (two pre-owned and my current Dart that I bought new) and have never had a single issue with them.

That’s what I said above. It’s Euchre.

You could have just said “it’s euchre minus the bower consideration and plus bidding and more cards.”

In Cincinnati, you shoot it right after yelling “It’s coming right at us!"

Not likely what ol Jimmy was referring to. Believe he was focused more on the Alabama assistant that was fired a few months back because the NCAA was sniffing around over some recruiting issues.

Ladies don’t have to worry about a similar situation with me primarily because my stupid brain paralyzes me before I even get a chance to ask. No ask = no rejection = no shooting. Plus I don’t have nor want a gun.

They like to call themselves #PSUTwitter. And you’re right: they’re coming.

As a man with zero friends and even fewer marriage prospects, I’ll be sure to file this away for future use.

I really hope that we get the Holy Grail of this series at some point this year: the rare two posts in a day because those hacks dropped both games of a doubleheader.

Your headline made me think he slapped something else, not just a simple home run. Figured hilarity would ensue...

I use a knuckle. Works every time. Don’t do the swirl.