Not just any Ravens. This is the Mallett-era Ravens.

That “whoosh” you just heard was the joke going over your head.

If only Slater had one of Zack’s patented “Time Outs”.

The Patriots were just making sure they got the ball at the start of double overtime.

Everyone plays better when they leave the Bears.

“It’s like a million garlic cloves cried out, as they were pressed.”

“...the five-pointed star is one of the most commonly cited symbols of the Bloods gang.”

Excellent work. Have an (unaffiliated) star.

Being a huge fan of the Cowboys myself I got the EXACT same tattoo. Been wondering why cars have been driving by shooting up my house. Now it all makes sense.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

How are they different from ISIS?

I don’t know, he hasn’t posted any videos of the prostitutes he’s murdered, and you can tell that dude has murdered just a whole mess of prostitutes.

Because Charlotte is in Charlotte.

May he.

Well, can he?

There’s a big part of me that hopes that when Tom Brady’s contract with Lucifer ends that he spends the rest of his life working Using his noteriety doing commercials that even Brett Favre would say no to.

My favorite has been “Pumpkin-flavored arsenic marshmallow Donald Trump” by Kate Knibbs

rancid salmon filet

“Typical.”

I’m JJ Watt and when I’m not snapping quarterback spines with my hydraulic arms, I’m setting up little christmas towns on my mantle and talking to my grams about pretty ladies in underwear