I usually watch most Jay Leno’s garage episodes, and even cued this one up until I realized this had to be one of David Lee’s cars and hit pause. 

For most of them, it isn’t even a hobby, they just like owning things, people, etc.

That’s cute, but most of them seem to have been up to the task of dumbing themselves down, with a little help from their families. 

Driving is a privilege, not a right. It’s also incredibly dangerous.  

And one of those women over 90 almost ended my life after work today crossing three lanes of traffic at a red light.

It actually does but you are trying to deny it's very existence while driving through it. 

Correction: the craziest carbon based life forms I’ve ever seen are young males.

You are a smart man.

I dare you to go back in the Jalopnik Car Reviews archives and find out how many of the vehicles on this list have glowing reviews by these jokers.

The Volvo kind of surprised me, but not as much as the Santa Fe.

Why do all of you Caddy owners need a loaner every time your car gets serviced? Is the Courtesy Car beneath y’all?

That honestly is the main problem with more than a few of the cars on this list.

If they were the only ones that did you might have a point. Sadly every car in their current lineup seems to suffer from at least one or two(or six) pretty serious flaws. I want to love them, and part of me does, but not enough to buy one. 

I was in LA last week, and it topped my list of cars I saw that I never see anywhere else.

I agree, but it is a very competitive market segment. And I still think Hyundai suffers some collateral damage from previous quality issues, whether it is still true or not.

Thanks, you answered why both vehicles are on this list. 

Answer to 1: it isn’t small.

It looks like a Dodge Ram pickup next to it.

Avoiding Cadillac’s and/or convertibles might have helped as well.  

Wow, now you're going to have to look up sarcasm. Seriously though, you might want to consider that your own need to look and sound like an expert on Ferrari's so you could contest an assertion made by James May about his own goddamn car makes you look like the pompous ass here.