So the only thing I can think is that he raises his hand over his head quickly like he’s going to smack him, but then he brings it down slowly and just kind of pats him, but somehow the ref thought that he came down with the same force he went up? 

Perfectly justified imo. Ronaldo should know just as well anyone that you should never mess with another man’s hairstyle. 

“Great Moments in Poop History” eventually just became “Long, Boring & Fake Stories About Pooping”

I don’t give a shit about 90% of football either (I only still play fantasy because its a family league and they wont let me quit), but I still read every WYTS top to bottom. It’s too good not to.

Remember when it was okay to not give a shit about something and that position was acceptable and you weren’t pressed to explain your reasons why?

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Makes it easier to send someone else’s kids off to war.

Thinking about what you say before you say it makes you phony?

Also, Cialis is a third thing, you should ask your doctor if Sia, Ciara or Cialis are right for you.

That would easily be Magary’s line of the year, if he hadn’t previously come up with “Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.”

Like Tom Cruise, Russell Wilson is only interesting when he’s running for his life.

Even listmakers forget the Cards exist.

A LITTLE PEE ON MY SHOES IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR FREEDOM, YOU COMMIE

So many letters reference this Dundalk place. It fascinates me.

I know, every time I see it I usually start to comment that it’s hot as balls everywhere in Texas, why would Phoenix be any different, then I get to the last line and start vigorously nodding my head in agreement.

This scene confuses me because the Hills are from Arlen, Texas, a stand-in for Garland, Texas. I live just outside of Garland, and it hit 114 this year.   

Larry Fitzgerald is quite possibly my favorite non-Packer player ever. When Fitz retires the Cardinals should be disbanded.

Murray gets a buy from me for any bad behavior. He could club a baby seal and I’d just shrug and be like “Well, it’s just Bull Murray for ya.”

Waking up in ICU with amnesia.

He doesn’t seem like the Tom Hanks type who would love to be in your wedding picture selfie.