They came for the restaurant and retail workers years ago. Now when they come for the journalists you speak out?

Another place in the meantime.

The deep state is what we once called common sense.

Whatever happened to drive right, WALK LEFT?! I have my very good dog trained to heel on my left side (as recommended in town), but everyone on every trail walks on the right side, causing leash issues.

“How it differs from the rocks.”

Anyone who willingly uses the name Biff worries me.

Fun fact: The Phanatic was once played by the son of legendary Delaware coach Tubby Raymond, and he was well known for treating female fans a bit too fondly, as well as being a party-hardy kind of dude. So this whole scenario has definitely happened.

The Reverend. Can’t get enough...

Self check out is just BIG GROCERY turning us all into unpaid cashiers. I even know the frickin’ code for bananas now, using my limited brain space for their purposes. They should at least offer a discount for using it.

No one wants to live to 100 until they reach 99.

The best time is Arizona Time (Yes, we have our own zone.), because having no urge to save daylight we get to stay on MST all year long, and snicker at you fools for messing with Father Time and your body clocks.

And here’s some....

I love me some British jargon as well:

Let Phil Sing! And the question remains: American Beauty or American Reality?

Since the tax cut passed, he feels his work here is done. Resigning would be his out if the investigation gets close.

Did you ever notice how “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” puts you in the same position as “bend over and take it”? 

And word is that they will be replaced by active duty military personnel. Cue up the conspiracy theories now.

Don’t they know confusion and blurring are part of the Vegas experience?

Purity of Essence, Peace on Earth, there’s some sort of pattern here.

You put your figurehead on the prow to ward off evil spirits, obviously.