Dave Mustaine pointed at me once. Also, he appears to be massive dickbag.

When I meet Colin Farrell I will accidently bump into him adoringly while my hair and also my cleavage fall into his line of vision and they both look spectacular that day and he immediately falls in lust with me and declares that he must have me right there and then and then after that we will share some pasta and…

Fair enough but that still doesn't rule out heterosexual sex.

Why was this only prescribed to homosexuals?

Ohhhhhh my God. I was going to embarrassingly admit that I used to listen to them when I was fifteen and woefully misguided. But I didn't realize I was just listening to God fearing Christian group that whole time. All is fine now!

I can watch that last one all day. All day.

"With all the people having imagination sex with him, it's a wonder poor Tom Daley has time to do any actual diving."

Taylor Swift was dating a 17 year old? Ew. I'm not sure it's illegal there (it isn't where I live) but it's still icky.

I haven't, and I would definitely have a problem with text/chat abbreviations.

Yeah they're all doing the sloppy loop thing, which is current, young and cute. I have no idea what is different about her hair, other than she is black so therefore a target? I wondered if there was a picture somewhere where it was sticking out in all directions after she spent some time flipping around, which would…

YES!

You guys should have named the site Ryan Lochte's Jezebel for the week. "Jezeryan?" "Ryanebel?"

I had this exact thought when I first read the one night stand thing. I sort of wondered if maybe English wasn't her first language or something. I don't think my mom would go around telling the media that I bang and dash all the time, but I can definitely see where something got lost in mom translation.

I completely agree, I thought it was an inappropriate thing to say out loud and probably something she new could both upset Biel and also get her into the news. Yes you can still be friends with your ex, but talking about journeys and love to the media is a tad much.

I also wondered about the U-Haul.

I'm a bitch so I'm curiously looking forward to the Breaking Dawn Part 2 promo stuff. Will they both go to all events? Will the have to sit in between every single other cast member so they won't have to face each other? Will they win that ridiculous Best Kiss category at the Mtv movie awards? Will the powers at be…

That feminism test annoyed the piss out of me for some reason. But so did that video. I might just be a humorless feminist, or I just woke from a nap so I'm having a moody, but I don't know about reading this one.

WOW. She was annoying. Also, her test is... stupid. I don't know about this one guys. We'll have to see.

Feminism has no gender.

Does Vogue not read their profiles before they publish them?