Wait that actually happened? What the hell kind of movie is that? I thought it was about dancing.

I picked my husband because he's just like Kevin Bacon in Footloose, David Carradine and John Adams. That is why I picked him. I mean, who doesn't do it that way?

I recently read an article somewhere that pointed out that so many actresses say in interviews that they have only 'been with' about three people. Like its never over five. I think Blake Lively and Amanda Seyfeid were mentioned. Like it would damage their image by admitting to fucking around, which men can do. It…

Just rent 'Shame' when it comes out and you can't miss it. There are none on the Internet that really do him justice.

They should preface his name with a reference to his dong since it gets so much attention. 'Prometheus coming out this summer! Starring Academy Award winner Charlize Theron and Monster Cock carrier Michael Fassbender!'

This is probably his 12th or 13th arrest.

What was he doing in that video? Because it did not look like masturbating to me.

I agree on the bodice ripping rape description.

I like that his response is basically, "I haven't even SEEN your face. By the way you have an ugly face."

I think Unshaven George was planned. Just like Angelina’s White Angelic Gown Helping People is planned.

That was awesome. If I remembered what I'm supposed to do with the comment of the day contenders I would do it.

Brad Pitt is aging into my Dad. So I feel you.

You guys, I am starting to understand. Only women can make babies. The notion that men have anything to do with it is completely false and that ridiculous idea that Jeff Goldblum proposed in Jurassic Park has come true and nature has "found a way" for females only to reproduce. That way, Bill O'Reilly will just "pay…

I think it's a 12 year old.

... Well this is awkward.

There is no shame in this.

I was also anticipating something more.

Find your center Russell.

I cry like a damn fool when I watch the end of "The Sixth Sense", about that fucking bumble bee thing her ghost mom keeps hiding and the kid asks what she asked at her grave and she responds that she asked (TEARS COLLECT YOURSELVES) "Do I make you proud?" and that little annoying boy responded that her mother answered…

I am always reminded of the "Will and Grace" where they go to Christmas at Blythe Danner's house (she is Will's mom) and when Will's Asian American niece is introduced, Blythe deadpans "She's adopted, but we love her as if she were real." Also, Jackson is one of my favorite boy names.