This is satire, right?

I was about to come on here and post that I don't see his pubes, but then I clicked the link. Anyway, pubes or no, that guy is hot.

I also was in one relationship through college and ended up marrying him. We've been together 10 years now and, while he isn't the only person I slept with, he might as well be. Basically my experiences before him were probably mostly due to low self esteem and being kind of stupid, and honestly I hardly remember them…

I would like to know how she knows that men don't identify with female protagonists. I'm not saying I'm wrong, not at all. I would have liked to pick up reading this quote where it stopped.

Every time someone famous dies, dozens of sanctimonious assholes come out to pretend they have to remind people that people die every day. Congratulations, I was totally unaware until this very moment that people die. I am floored.

Katy was even in one of the scenes after Aldous falls of the wagon and he's banging all these stars. They edited it out after the actually got together.

I actually wondered if Macaulay Culkin might be preparing for a role. But then I guess his "rep" would have mentioned that? I don't know. Take care of yourself Kevin McCallister! Also, I'm giving a very mean Joan Collins side eye to anyone who considers 31 old.

I'm 29. You'll want number 4,5, 6 and 11 to be before the rest.

I don't know why Sid seems to get a pass but you're right, people seem to romanticize them a lot. He was really really really really messed up at the time, but I don't give out passes for that, personally. Since they were both messed up, the movie shows Nancy being like "Ha ha ha Sid, you ass you stabbed me." And then…

A certain blog I read always makes fun of Karl by fake quoting him saying things like, "Sunshine shiny pants and undies in a rainbow beside a leprechaun on a dragon horse mom fly."

Wow. Brad really really wants that Oscar.

HAHAHAHAH! "Excuse me Miss I think you have the wrong idea. Boudaries please.."

Yes it was the accent and the awkward body movements. I know she was supposed to have involuntary movements but I absolutely never forgot she was acting.

OOOhhhhh my God. They are hot.

While I wasn't on nipple watch, something didn't suck me into the movie. The theater was So. Fucking Quiet. and I was wolfing down a daiquiri and it seems that every noise I made resonated throughout the quiet, like "SLURRRRP" and elbowing my husband "Oh Freud and his cigars! HAHAHA Freud smoked cigars a lot YOU KNOW…

New goal in life: Get thrown out of party and make dramatic exit on my friend's back.

For fuck sake Susan G. Komen VS. Planned Parenthood is not a debate I ever wanted to tackle. Now there's really no choice is there?

I can telll when my friends have been drinking. They post music videos.

Oh God I hate the "Can't believe this shit" posts. It's just a way of saying, "I really need someone to pay attention to me."

I hate the "boobs are cool dudes" thing. Some of these women don't have them. I've alway thought that was shockingly insensitive to many who suffer or have suffered from breast cancer.