Well since we're giving out lessons in manners, it is a little rude to tell someone telling a story on the internet that their husband is incredibly rude. Normies like me forget that celebrities are people too, and people on internet comment threads tend to forget that a live person is on the other side.

He is a nice guy, and it is not a move I would have made personally if I saw a celebrity (I was just being hyperbolic about shouting out famous people). I hear what you're saying about them being together so long, so hopefully he wasn't consistently an ass to her.

Wow, this is going to be a boring award show. I usually enjoy watching them but there is nothing here that seems incredibly interesting.

I have wondered before why people jump to "it isn't a choice" when they're debating. I have done that myself. And it isn't a choice for most people, but I understand that she's saying why the fuck should it matter if it was a choice for her? I absolutely love that she said others shouldn't try to define her gayness…

Right... I was just telling a story that mostly had to do with my husband fan-boying a celebrity and him suspecting that he's a jerk. It was just an anecdote. Know idea why you thought I said that's why they're separating...How odd.

My husband has been telling me that Seal is an asshole for years. On a trip to California Mr. Unmolded spotted Seal at a restaurant and attempted to shake his hand. Seal pushed his hand away from him. I have always told him that you aren't supposed to do that in LA but... it still seems a bit bratty.

I was thinking Jack White, only younger and more emo.

Holy. Shit. This guy is everywhere... EVERYWHERE. He's like two seconds away from my dog going to watch one if his upcoming movies. Why don't people know this shit?

Wait, who said that? That is just...

Oh My God. Add about 25 years and Sofia Vergara is one of my aunts.

Didn't Kate win for that one last year? I was wondering the same. And yeah it was a mini-series so I don't understand how it would been up for two years.

I love Evan Rachel Wood's dress so so very much.

OH SNAP Elton John.

I don't understand Michelle's headband choice. Her hair is so soft and pretty.

Are there sound glitches for everybody?

It saved. I was also concerned because there was no "save" button, but I guess it was automatic.

One time when I was a child I banged a wooden spoon on a light post. Don't hate me for this but it was the same exact beat in "Vogue".

That, and the strange way he wrote his notes, also made me curious. His comment about how HE Would act sounded like an armchair diagnosis from an internet commenter.

Whoa Jennifer Hudson was offered the role in Precious? Um. What? Did they see Sex in the City? She can't act when she isn't singing. I know she has an Oscar for Dreamgirls, which is cool, but as Precious? Nooo.

At the lack of being able to articulate a better comment, I'm just going to ask what the hell does the score of a movie have to do with the star of the movie's actual body of work?