unmemhemor
Unmemorable Hemorrhoid
unmemhemor

Nope, unfortunately that was my first thought when scrolled past.

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

Yes! A giant penguin with Scott Pruitt in his gullet would be nice too.

He’s clearly in the pocket of Big Penguin.

They remind me of arcade tokens.

I thought a chickenhawk was a dude that went after younger dudes... or do you have dirt on him that we don’t know?

They aren’t disobeying the order. The order gives him discretion with existing troops.

So... I did something today.

Sorry to veer slightly off topic, but is there a master list of trolls floating around? Two days after I had flagged and dismissed the person who told me that they hoped I got “raped to death by a gang of n*ggers with bad breath” by “Bombing of Peace”, someone named “white guilt makes you stupid” told me they wish

Flicked? I thought it was flipped, have I been wrong this whole time?

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

Wait, serious question: where does it say that? I don’t see “muslim ban” anywhere visible... I just spent way longer staring at a picture of Steve Bannon than I ever wanted to, playing a depressingly racist game of “Where’s Waldo,” and I can’t find the words.

The thing about the Rabbi Shmuley selfie is what is written ON the whiteboard: Muslim Ban (checked as completed) - this accidental evidence will kill the White House’s contention (in the appellate courts) that the travel restrictions were anything other than religious discrimination (and leave no room to argue that

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

He strikes me as the type of person who regularly wears pants that zip off into shorts, but never zips off the bottom part because it’s always just a little too brisk out.

Yeah ok sure but I worked out with him at the gym and he was like *so* nice!

Tomorrow is the vote on the AHCA, so I did something I do often, and called my Congressman’s district office, that’s Darrell Issa’s office in Vista CA, to ask about his vote, as he has publicly made noises about how he’s not thrilled with such a huge defunding of PP and so many people losing coverage. It’s a lucky day