Really it’s Jeffrey who’s getting the cash

“but the original film consists of a permanently damp Stellan Skarsgård stomping around clinically lit, minimalist spaces, his life gradually transforming into a waking nightmare.”

They used to be HN until a few years ago. They couldn’t agree to terms on a new contract (and IMO some kosher scandals and shortage of kosher ingredients) helped Costco decide to make their own dogs, which they claim to hold to a higher quality and cleanliness standard than HN did

Just looked it up.

They used to be, but they’ve changed to the Kirkland Signature brand. No more snap, lacking in spice, and altogether an inferior dog. It’s conceivable that they may be rolling out the change regionally, but for at least the past two years, Minnesota Costco dogs have been really bad.

listen.

opportunistic cunts have no ethnicity.

It’s just a shame that we’ll probably never get to see Fullest House, the most complete expression of his creative vision.

“It’s a little known fact that curling got its name from the tousled hair of the inventor of the sport, Sir Gavin McDougal of the Lower Highland McDougal clan, who used to spend five hours in the beauty salon in preparation for each match. ... ‘nother beer there, Nahmy?”

You know who likes curling? The gang at Gary’s Olde Towne Tavern.

That’s not the only problem with the graphic. There’s also the fact that it’s complete fiction. It’s a draft of a design submitted for feedback on r/fakemaps for a story somebody was writing. If nothing else, the “approx 2015" should be something of a giveaway.

::MPPHLPHHFT::

Not a bad tactic, and brings to mind one of the all-time great complaint letters from a passenger forced to sit in the ass seat.

Oh boy a Dax Shepard interview with his wife what an unexpected development

That dude in the header image has definitely gotten into multiple fights at slow-pitch softball tournaments.

Not just your regular cuckold, mind you... if memory serves, Dave sends Uriah to the frontlines of a major battle so he’ll be killed in order to bang his wife proper. Serious onions on David.

Picturing his wife saying “And then you sent him off on that crazy crusade” and then doing the Prince John from Disney’s Robin Hood laugh. Ah hah, ah hah!

Seeing as this has to do with The Bible, I think it is safe to say that you’re doing God’s work. If God were the type to categorize horny strongman. Like Mac from It’s Always Sunny....

And he’s like...the DUMBEST guy on the planet. Delilah keeps asking him the secret of his strength...then he’d lie about it and she’d try to take his strength away. This happens THREE TIMES and he decides “well, maybe I can trust her!” the fourth time despite THE CONSTANT EVIDENCE SHE SHOULDN’T BE TRUSTED.

Listened to The Onion’s A Very Fatal Murder parody this weekend, and loved it. Only an hour or so long, and stuffed with jokes. The Stamps.com parody and the twist at the end of Episode Three were my favourite bits.