This article made me tear up the way the movie does every single time.  Very well written.

OK, fine.

So glad this column is back, babeee!!

CUT MY COW!

The Frank Stallone joke was right there.  All you had to do was take it.

The Beef, the

yeah I know

Why is Greg Kinnear sniffing his fingers after picking his butt?

That scene with Ed Harris was not nearly sweaty enough. 

Go tell that to David Milch, cocksucker!

That is so fucking on-brand.  Jesus (etc.).

Oh my god I can’t believe anyone but me remembers this!!  Bravo, my person!

Larrabee State Park will satisfy all your needs. Also Anacortes.

I prefer Blau oysters on Samish Island but Taylor ain’t bad! Anything from Samish really is the point.  Full disclosure: I grew up in Skagit County.

Thanks for making me cry all over again.

when was Matthew Broderick a comedian?

Came here for Skip Bayless trash talk (because he’s trash), did not disappoint.

Chicken in a Biskit is an abomination I would not wish on anyone.  So gross.

The reviews and comments were the best, and I always looked forward to “CUT MY COW IN TWO PIECES”.