Cop doesn’t have a sense of humor... you don’t say!

Ween is the greatest rock n roll band on Earth.

Jon Benjamin Has a Van is brilliant and hilarious and one of my favorite shows of all time and I re-watch it quarterly and it holds up and is great every time. *mutters ‘Casablanca’*

one thing I think he’s referring to is the fact that it was Ford who had all those hosts kill themselves in order to hinder Old William’s quest or get him to play by ‘his’ rules, as opposed to the hosts feeling like they had no purpose after finally capturing the town.

boy this is my alternate list, to a film. I had Real Genius on there originally!

Man I love, unabashedly, Southland Tales so much. I don’t know what it is about that batshit crazy movie but it just hits all my stuffs.

Ol’ Sourpuss has gotta be... nonplussed?

Guess what I’m calling it... hot ham water!

To Bill Brasky!

You’re going to hell.

Man, I looooved this movie as a kid! I turn 39 this summer, count me as one of the ‘80s kids who grew up on this and adored it. Imotep was some scary shit!

this is making me chuckle, hadn’t heard “skank” in ages, but so apropos.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I thought Costco dogs were all Hebrew National?

only problem with that graphic is, I’m fairly certain “Sioux” is considered extremely derogatory by Native Americans. Like, more than the mascot for the Washington, D.C. professional football team. This is according to a friend who is half Native American and from Rapid City, SD.

I mean, I knew Ween: Live In Chicago wasn’t going to make this list because SOMEONE NO NAMES MENTIONED O’NEAL doesn’t care for Ween, but it is Ween at (one of) the height(s) of their live, 5-man lineup powers and it rocks all sorts of shit. Gener looks depressingly strung out, but that’s because he was, and for some…

On the one hand, he was ‘friends’ with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Not just your regular cuckold, mind you... if memory serves, Dave sends Uriah to the frontlines of a major battle so he’ll be killed in order to bang his wife proper. Serious onions on David.

Can he at least enjoy a Cheeseburger in Paradise?

It will hold up to the end of all our days. A wonderful picture.