The most baffling thing I find about the “good boy who made mistakes” take is that it can somehow exist alongside the “if she’s telling the truth, why didn’t she go to the police?” takes.

That and grieving for an ex while you’re currently in a relationship can be complicated to navigate for everyone involved. I hope Pete is as supportive, understanding, and patient as she needs.

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

My ex said I abandoned him. I watched him slowly kill himself, and would wake up every morning wondering if he would be breathing when I went to check on him. Then when he did get sober, he suddenly had all kinds of issues with who I was as a person.

He was diagnosed with a 0% chance of surviving his brain cancer, and he didn’t resign because he knew he might linger long enough that he’d be replaced by an appointed Senator rather than an elected one.  If he’d resigned a few months ago, Arizona would be holding an election to fill his seat.  John McCain decided…

Pilot: great

Would butterflies even have made much sense as a reveal? What does that have to to with the song Nasty? When you are lipsyncing to a song, you have to consider that as part of the overall effect. Butterflies would have been nonsense. And Eureka’s “reveal” of more one-dimensional words is underwhelming. ANd triple…

I feel like, “gimme gimme gimme” deserves an honorable mention. But I am a lustful creature. 

Rupaul was once counterculture. Now she’s corporate culture.

To paraphrase my friend, “RuPaul is one of the most problematic things on Drag Race.” Gurl, you’re a multimillionaire that can’t even be bothered to remember the names of drag queens on your show. Somehow I doubt that RuPaul has never walked out of a conversation where Every. Single. Person is against you and telling…

technically its an incel phone

I think it’s going to be this new Ariana Nicki one that isn’t out yet:

Tambor acknowledges the occasional outburst on previous shows — he references one “blowup” with actress Jessica Walter on Arrested Development for which he later “profusely apologized” (a rep for Walter says, “Jessica does not wish to talk about Jeffrey Tambor”)

Flowers, huh?

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth (heh heh) but is anyone surprised Troye is a raging bottom? Now a butch queen like Adam Levine singing about getting pegged, that’s what I’m waiting for!

20gayteen is real, and it has been a blessing so far.

I’m always thrilled that the the eventual runner-up of Mt Rose American Teen Princess Pageant has done so well!

RuPaul is just trying to protect his brand. He’s taken a very queer, diverse art style that spans many genders, sexes, and gender identities and created a processed, mass-produced, particular style of “McDrag” for his target audience of cishet women who just want to see men act as flamboyantly faggy as possible.…

THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE ARTICLE IS THAT I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT STRAIGHT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME AND THE WAY I USE LANGUAGE IN ORDER TO FEEL VALID AND RESPECTED. IF THEIR ALLYSHIP RELIES ON POLICING MY LANGUAGE ITS NOT FUCKING ALLYSHIP