begs the question do you use the finger emoji

A few years ago I found my iPod that had been missing since I was 16

Cremains are actually a huge problem for Disneyland. People keep trying to dump their loved ones in the Haunted Mansion.

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

hot take alert but

Retired boxer went to jail for rape and was a leading cast member in top rated sitcom Friends.

Do these look the same to you

It is, but once when my dog had a pussy sore I googled the term “pussy dog” and the results were horrifying.

HOWEVER: Boy did they EVER get Jess right.

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?

Sure thing!

God bless the ART TEAM

Honestly I have no idea what to say here. I guess you’re a Marco? Honestly, you could be anyone.

I would totally watch Nihilist Rugrats.

GET OUT

“ I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind.”

i am here for literally any detail of this that you might offer

Pete Wentz once asked if he could make out w me at a concert when I was 17.

Marie didn’t include the awful tidbit of why they looked in the tank in the first place...

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…