Other Jezebel stories from today:

50. Mississippi

I enjoy a good dick article.

Can we talk about how amazing Angela Bassett's her hair looked in this scene?

It's not like the game industry is a stranger to functional ponytails.

Looks like Mufasa

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

In response he probably acts all bored and melancholy.

buko cash

In all fairness, she wasn't born in 1993, so it's new to her!

Ah, yes, Maddow is the one who looks bad here.

Unfortunately, when you order a cheesesteak anywhere more than 30 miles from the city, you get that garbage Steak-um minute steak shit. That is not a cheesesteak. And if you put sauce on it you might as well go fuck yourself.

He has a lot more talent than 80% of white artists and they do not get half the shit that he does. This is about him being black and nothing else.

Is the header a question? Because my answer is Nancy. The answer is always Nancy.

Good, good... the public grows weary of all these little, naked pop stars and redirects its attention to the entertainer we OUGHT to be seeing everywhere:

How to react.

The first time I saw the video of her signing Jolene at the Grand Ole Opry I knew at that moment that I would forever be in love with Dolly. She is an angel on earth and I hope she never ever ever leaves us. Along with Betty White.

Seems appropriate here, somehow:

Because I can be.

I sort of hate when people cite GLAAD as "definitive" on trans terms, because GLAAD is not so friendly to trans people, and doesn't even have an invisible T in the acronym. But, I'm at a loss for a better resource on trans terms from an actual trans organization - anyone got one?