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....you’re literally talking about American cheese and an extremely American sandwich. 

Thank you for this summation of the events. I’ve never been a Bernie Bro, but it’s really hard to look at these events coupled with the email dump from 2016 that showed the DNC had their thumb on the scale for Clinton, and NOT feel like the DNC is going out of it’s way to try to kneecap the Sanders campaign. And the

This year’s Oscar race feels like such a let down because basically every major award feels like foregone conclusion (save for the possibility of Parasite upsetting 1917, which I would gladly welcome). Usually there’s at least one or two races that feel like they could go in a couple directions, and this year’s was

I absolutely held my breath when that last tone of a heart monitor hung in the air like that, until it finally started beating again. This show continues to find ways to top itself and i’m sad it’s gone.

To be fair to Max, I don’t think anyone can compete with Paget Brewster going full tilt like this.

Just used this database to look up my high school, and oh look at that! A faculty member who was there my freshman year is on the list. How lovely.

Fun story: when I was a kid we watched Grease a lot. I was also raised in a very Catholic household in a very Catholic suburb. So whenever I saw the scene when Rizzo and Kenickie are gonna bone in the back of the car only for him to realize the condom was broken, I always thought it was a ring that he pulled out of

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I feel the need to share this every time there’s news about the Doomsday Clock

Thank you for this! I’m very glad to hear this was a conscious decision and makes me feel better about the whole thing.

Doesn’t Mia also work at the Chinese restaurant and that’s how she meets the woman who’s daughter has been put up for adoption? It’s been a minute since I read the book so maybe I’m getting some details mixed up. But I had always inferred that Mia was Chinese as well.

Listen, I like Kerry Washington just fine, but it feels so odd to me to take a book written by a Chinese-American author, about a Chinese-American protagonist in which her heritage actively plays a part in the book, and then cast someone not Chinese in the role. I really enjoyed this book, but this all just doesn’t

How is Biden somehow sundowning worse than Trump is?

Goop feeds off of the same misinformation and medical anxiety as the InfoWars shop, so take that as you will.

My ideal Supporting Actress Category would have been:

Honestly, you could take this entire argument and make it about sports or The Bachelorette or any other competitive cultural touchpoint. I don’t care about sports. I havent watched a super bowl or world series in years and i think its crazy how bent out of shape people get when their team doesnt win. But I do care

Thank you! I watched The Farewell yesterday and Zhao absolutely should have been part of the award conversation. I’m also shocked Awkwafina was snubbed. After her Golden Globe win i was really hoping she’d upset Rene this year and take it.

I love Laura, but I audibly guffawed when she won the Golden Globe and thanked Noah for making “such a universal story.” Like, ma’am, did you watch your movie?

I’ve never been a hardcore Star Wars fan (I enjoy the originals enough, but I find the fanbase so grating that I pretty much avoid anything Disney is currently churning out), but I was sick this week so I decided to rewatch A New Hope and honestly, this movie still feels like a miracle. Watching it now with hindsight,

Good to know! The hippy witch part of my brain likes the fact that melatonin is supposedly a more natural sleep aid, but seeing as i’m a notoriously difficult sleeper i will certainly keep this in mind for the future.

How are any of these different from melatonin, which i swear by?