You can’t accurately transmute a sandwich into chip form. It cannot be done. Stop trying.

Okay, snark aside: i would pay ALL MY MONEY to see Tilda play Jafar.

You know what he’s doing to me, Clover.

It’s pretty strange that the same people who, this weekend, have been crying that their religious freedom has come under attack by the Supreme Court’s gay marriage decision don’t seem to have anything to say about a slew of black churches quite literally coming under attack.

Ok, boobs, fine.... who is HE though??

Awww, Emmanuel is a friend of mine and an excellent writer! Glad to see him getting some love here :)

I’m soooooo excited that they’re starting to leverage the Disney Park rides for the game!!

It took me a minute of looking at one of the screengrabs and thinking “wait... I’ve never watched an episode of Entourage before. Why does this look so familiar??” for me to realize that these were not actually screengrabs from the movie Entourage.

I legit thought that was an illustration of Ginger Minj for a second.

If there is anything I have learned from being an active Tumblr user for the last 5+ years (and by this I mean making many IRL friends on that site and using it for more than just porn) it is how to stay in my own damn lane.

God, this hit home for me. Sheryl’s reactions are exactly what it’s been like talking to my mom for the last year and half since my dad passed away. All of the “new normal”/”one day at a time” crap. It’s hard to be that honest to the people you love, but it honestly helps in the long run because people just blowing…

I support this measure. It would make cruising SOOOOO much easier.

I mean, lets be real: this season was a nightmare from start to finish. The best queens of this season would have been middle of the pack, at best, on any of the previous seasons. The challenges were nonsense (like 20 group acting challenges and we didn’t get a decent sewing challenge until what? Like week 10?), the…

the new queen of Europop (FIGHT ME!)

Zac Efron portrays “Cole Carter” (the DJiest name ever)

Am I the only one getting serious Celine Dion vibes from this??

I now know what I’m getting my Tea Partier grandmother for Mother’s Day...

I admittedly don’t know anything about Chief Wilma, however I thoroughly support putting someone with the last name Mankiller on US Currency.

I want to live alone SO BADLY!