The first step in ethnic cleansing, is to dehumanize people by using terms like “illegals.” They are human beings, with families and feelings. Unlike you, who is a thoughtless pig fuck, who is no doubt unloved and a miserable twat.

it was an older car. But even if it was a 2016, they could of possibly hit a curb or something where warranty and insurance doesn’t cover it

I had a therapist recommend I try the Pickup Artist methods to get over my SA. This was c. 2007, when that had just gotten popular, but I already saw it for what it was. I told him I thought that lying to women with a heavily sexist bent was not how I thought I should go about this. Seeing him was a waste of time, but…

One of my favourite off-beat films. Needs a few beers to appreciate, and the humour is so dry, you’ll need to keep adding ice to your whiskey.

Thanks me too. As an atheist with a science degree, I cannot believe I even considered that bullshit.

Leningrad Cowboys!!!

oprah’s parents are nice. I used to be their paperboy.

I was in awe of how the distilled fury she vented for seven and a half minutes without breaking character or cracking a smile. She would not be de-turd. A comedic genius painting a masterpiece.

right... well.. i know where i’ll be going...ill no shave for 3 weeks put me hair up in side ponies with ribbons and karaoke the hell out of this in kimis bar

It wouldn’t be the first time a Formula 1 driver tried their hands at something musical. Remember this guy?

The whole insult is better. “Why don’t you come after me you fascist, loofa-faced s***-gibbon!!”

But why would you vote for a man who wants to build a wall between you and your labor force? None of this makes sense. We are living in a weird alternate reality and I would like to leave, please.

Reminds me of the large numbers of people who voted Brexit over here, who are now concerned that they are going to lose EU funding. Basic logic doesn’t appear to have reached their brains.

I believe a coupla sheriffs have offered up their inmates as slave labor.

. . . the President said “The wall is getting designed right now. A lot of people say, oh, oh, Trump was only kidding with the wall. I wasn’t kidding. I don’t kid. I don’t kid.”

To be fair she still looks pretty good for being dragged thirty feet by a Mustang. She may have lost her shirt.... but her jeans put up a hell of a fight and survived to tell the tale! 

She is brave to turn her back on a Mustang like that...

That look when you’ve realized you’ve left the house without a shirt again.

Mexicans are not mad that Trump doesn’t want illegal or undocumented immigrants in the US. Mexicans are mad because Trump blanket statemented that Mexican immigrants - no distinguishing between legal or illegal - were drug dealers, rapists and other criminals. Trump then blames Mexicans for manufacturing job losses,…

The price of solar panels will fall thanks to economies of scale and increased R&D.