You would think that houses would have been fortresses by now.

1/1 chance I can break every window in your life.

House security is a joke. Just break a window. Hold somebody hostage. Trick or treat.

i may not

miao h<

ha.

There’s something wrong with my Kinja: messages don’t show.

S versus M

“Relaxed!”

Has there ever been a period of time in Russia’s history without systematic human rights abuse?

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faught

“Mary, haven’t we fought enough over Jesus?”

She looks very naughty.

Just keep it within your borders.

Do you still have hope?

Speed is better than displacement.

300 pounds of weight in every turn.

That doesn’t look right.