I’m the gangster of love and a part time commenter.

You’re not supposed to feed the trolls!

I’m going to tell your wife of all the things you’ve been up to if you don’t send me cash.

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you! :)

Was the car too low at any point?

Words + pics = job well done.

Just add rodents to the mix.

If anything there would be less competition with drivers getting injured/killed.

I don’t think that Jesus would be afraid of dying.

I have Android so I don’t know Iphones but I assume that you could change that in “settings”.

You should keep her on the leash.

You’re right, head is better without love.

In the GIF it is hard to tell if the car is going forward or in reverse.

Would you drive it or apply primer?

I learned to shoot by watching black people online.

No. It’s PENCE.

His real name was Patient Zero.

Did Doug’s weight affect the mileage in a significant way?