This is the funniest thing I have ever read anywhere. Congratulations, Mr. Urso, you win the internet!

I confess, your articles are one of the reasons that I regularly visit Kotaku, and I find your preoccupation with the “naughty bits” in video games...pretty funny. It seems so 4th-grade male, and I need to constantly remind myself when I read your stuff that a woman wrote it. Which makes the fake-article all the more…