No...no she’s not. How can she be Aku’s daughter and Jack’s daughter? And also that makes the romance between Ashi and Jack pretty gross. But thanks for the incorrection!

Completely agree with that.

Dude, Neo literally comes back from the dead for no good reason in movie 1. We all got the Jesus thing right away.

Hell, if I have a problem with the sequels is that they toned down Neo a lot. He’s supposed to be in full control, not just... Superman. But hey, hard to franchise omnipotence, I get it.

I also don’t think…

Yep, Canadians banning american tourists during a pandemic is definitely the same as americans restricting mexican immigration all the time. You sure owned those liberal hypocrites. You are very smart.

You failed to get it straight - here, let me help:

Hey doug? Shut the fuck up.

You answered your own question with ‘migrants’. Folks coming into Canada aren’t seeking a better life, they’re tourists, they’re here to look at mountains or visit their cottage, possibly bringing the virus with them. The people still looking to immigrate here still can, but they will have to quarantine when they…

Yes, such terrible persecution you’re fleeing. Sure, there’s a chance you and your whole family could be killed by a cartel in Mexico, but that’s nothing compared to the hell of having to wear a mask in public. They have no idea how easy they’ve got it in Mexico!

Before we hear any of the greys talk about how this is ruining those Dems with the ramifications of Clinton....

Those poor girls. I’m really hoping that the abuse they were subjected to gets completely aired out, and that every one of their abusers gets punished.

Alright, alright, alright... Picture this. We got this restaurant, ya sees? We make the food. And when an order is ready, a biker comes to drive the customer around in a sidecar while they eat!

What is four possibilities and a fantasy?

“Always bugs me when people say it’s been in development for 8 years.” It bugs you when people speak accurately about the game?

Alex Trebek: “Star Citizen, Half-Life 3, Winds of Winter, Doors of Stone, functional American politics.”

They don’t care about selling you hardware, they care about selling you Game Pass. Most (all?) of what they showed here is going to be on Game Pass. So yea, Sony’s presentation is going to look a lot more impressive from the lens of “should I buy next gen hardware or not?” because that is what it was - a marketing…

The Last Jedi is the best of the Disney Star Wars movies, too.

Is Warhol's soup cans series a work by Campbells? The source material is a jumping off point for artistic expression. The Cash version is a Cash song. 

Why did you have to go and put the words guacamole and calzone next to each other like that?

In the aftermath of last year’s holiday season, I found myself with an excess of pizza dough and ground pork. Like any red-blooded American, I decided I’d make some taco pizza. It sounded so good in my head! And it was. It was delicious, just like I’d imagined it would be.

FFS, when Germany has to tell you to get rid of your Nazi shit then you got a problem.