Well I was reading Kotaku for a distraction, needed something to take my mind off my wracked nerves due to the fact that in 27 hours and 13 minutes I’m taking my girlfriend/wife-to-be to Mt Sinai Hospital maternity ward to begin an induced labor for our son - first child for both of us.

Am I the only one who, when I first saw the pictures and read the headline, thought that Edwards was the one who had the intellectual disability and Smith was the restaurant owner? I eventually parsed it out, but, honestly, even after getting things straight in my head, it still seems like Edwards would be the one on…

I saw this flick during its original theater run.

I was eleven.

Even at the age where anything with a video game property even tangentially attached to it made my heart race, I knew this thing was absolute shit—and I knew it walking out of the theater.

I still own a copy, just to remind myself that I didn’t actually…

I don’t despise orange soda, but for whatever reason I can never get it to actually taste cold. I’ve gotten some 12-packs on occasion when Walmart was out of Barq’s or Sprite, but even if I leave it in the fridge for a week, it barely tastes chilled. It annoys me way too much. 

Hell Houses represent Christianity’s continuing effort to co-op the popular culture at the time, which started when the moved the holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus to Saturnalia/Yule.

fuck that, if i’m stuck on a plane for 12 hours I WILL take my shoes off.

This is legitimately horrifying

To the now anonymous piece of shit I just flagged and dismissed, science is not a cult. It is the exact opposite of a cult, you hateful idiot.

As a Jew I’d like to apologize for what we did... We could have done more to stop what happened, but we didn’t. In fact, some of us probably encouraged it, guided by personal gain and not the terrible impact our actions - or lack of action - would have on the history of mankind. It was not a proud moment in our…

Holy shit that’s fucked up. I grew up the same way no Halloween, or anything that was related to “satan”. My dad wouldn’t even let me wear Ankh necklace( this was the early 90's, think X-Clan and all the back to Africa things going on then) because he said it was satans cross. ( don’t know where he got that from)

Where, exactly, did you get that idea from cdwag14's comment? That is pure bullshit nonsense.

Born agains are like newly sober addicts - they think everyone else is just like them: must be an alcoholic if they’re drinking, need Jesus b/c their life is shit. The preaching for born agains is something I’ve dealt with my entire life. I was always a good girl growing up in Bible Belt Indiana, but my family were…

Hmph. Well, no knockoff Marvel Legends!

Username checks out; i think it maybe tried to riff on my statement, but all that came out was keyboard diarrhea. Anyone got a chud-to-English dictionary? 

The new right has no beliefs or goals beyond provocation. Oh, and they're totally gonna start up a white christian ethno-state by committing mass shootings and posting dank may-mays.

The absolute worst thing about this hobby are the people it’s created.  

No, ONLINE gaming sucks.  Because people suck.  This is not new.

Seems that rule is being applied arbitrarily, what with Sabbath on there. Let the metal live, Deadspin!

Maybe this makes me a bad person, but at this point I’m just following Fallout 76 news for the entertainment value.

She died way too young. It’s no wonder that today’s youth are protesting gun laws. They don’t know when they might end up a statistic.

The United States has a gun problem. Sadly, a lot of my friends and family disagree. I see them sharing stuff on social media like “I own a AR-15 because it offends you”. So these…