You chose a weird hill to die on.

Uh simians have opposable thumbs so I don’t know where you pulled the primate comparison. Saying someone lacks opposable thumbs is more an insult to their intelligence.

That’s a long time to wait for best girl.

That PATRiiot guy is an extra POS.

I was very confused to see my exact name at the end of the God is Not Dead section. I’ve never seen another Noel Murray.

“My husband decided the book was making me too depressed”

I just finally got around to watching the first season of Atlanta and all I can think of when I saw Miles dad is

Scary Monster Hunter Za Warudo*

We truly are living in the best and worst timeline.

At 1:24 she goes quiet and you can see the gears in her head spinning. I’m super curious whats going on there. Is she assessing her situation? Is that her “does not compute face?” Is she queuing up more bullshit to say? 

I know our time was short but please give the game back. I don’t want to involve lawyers.

Yes very neato and all but we need it in this pose.

I am and I want this.

Oh ok. Time to lay off the weed.

You guys hear the philosophical narration too right? I feel unsure it should be there.

Where do you guys live cause I’ve never heard of a mall rules let alone a dress code.

No..Its just you. Doing that whole projecting thing again and talking out your ass.

Bro....Samus is a Pharrah skin.